Attention Doug DeMuro, I Found One For Sale

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02/13/2015 at 12:56 • Filed to: None

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2000 Ford Explorer Saleen XP8, 5.oL V8, 4x4, automatic trans, 79,000 miles, comes with a set of headers and a supercharger (both not installed), !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/13/2015 at 13:39

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Did not know this was a thing. Must know YouTube and Google search this amazing creation.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/13/2015 at 13:46

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I'm shocked it's a 4 door version. Should have done this with the two door short one so they could compete with the Cyclone/Typhoon.


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/13/2015 at 13:55

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Courtesy of the 'Tube


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/13/2015 at 14:20

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I have a very strange feeling of want for this...


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/13/2015 at 17:12

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Holy shit! I love these! Where are the OEM wheels?? Why is it so insanely expensive???


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
02/13/2015 at 17:18

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Factory wheels are included apparently. As to the price? I don't know, but I can't find any others for sale, so supply and demand I guess.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Doug DeMuro
02/13/2015 at 21:51

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Wheels weren't OEM, but explorers have the same bolt pattern as a mustang so they're are a looooooot of options


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/14/2015 at 01:32

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I kind of hate myself for wanting this.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/15/2015 at 18:36

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I have trouble believing there is any demand!!!


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > JGrabowMSt
02/15/2015 at 18:37

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The Sy/Ty were gone by the time this came out — Ty's last year was 93, and this body Explorer came out in 95. These were very limited too — much more so than Sy/Ty.

Also worth noting that 2-door Explorer was trash and would've rolled the moment it went around a corner!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
02/15/2015 at 18:38

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It was only a guess


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Doug DeMuro
02/15/2015 at 19:09

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The 2 door Explorer is most definitely a complete piece of trash. One of my new co-workers has one, and it is rusting to pieces literally everywhere. Floors? What are those? The steps on the side? There's about 18" left hanging on the front of the passenger side at least.

Oh well, right?


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > JGrabowMSt
02/15/2015 at 19:33

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Hahaha. Yes — my family has had TWO of them; I learned to drive on a 96. This seems about right.

I refer to them as the "Explorer Coupe".


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Doug DeMuro
02/16/2015 at 19:22

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This photo simply doesnt do the tinworm justice. The wheels had to be replaced because they were rotting away recently. "The Ford Exploder, now standard with time-release tin-worm."